I purposely interacted with people I judged as annoying or stupid to find their redeeming qualities.

Fathered a daughter who, at age 5, questioned the existence of Santa Clause. Less than 24 hours later, she deduced the non-existence of God. I brought here into the world, and I'm damned proud of that.

Truly forgave my ex-husband for cheating on me throughout our marriage, so that we could be better co-parents.

I can suck my own dick!!!!!! hell yeah beat that bitches!!!! and I like cake and boobs ( . )( . )

I give an incredible blow job.

Started a small company and didn't kill my business partner (yet).

Got a story on the front pages of Reddit, Digg and del.icio.us.

I quit smoking.

I was once the inspiration for an column written by The Happy Hooker.

I once met Ansel Adams on a beach in Pacific Grove while admiring a sunset. He taught me to look for the green flash through the waves the moment the sun goes below the horizon. Not until later did I learn who he was.